An account of an early parachute display
All that week that we
pounded down the A30 to Old Sarum, we only got three jumps each. Our
accuracy was appalling. We had an interesting mixture of equipment, the
'hottest' one being my own canopy with a Czechoslovakian triple blank
gore modification. I still jump this dreadful 'chute, but now I have
filled in the centre gore. In its 1961 form it turned very rapidly,
scarcely gave any forward drive, and dropped like a stone. A further
complication was that the gores were over the right shoulder.
I managed
to bruise my heel so badly that I could hardly walk. The Colonel blew
up a canopy on his first jump, and we had to give him our only spare.
But no other disasters happened, and by Friday night we still had a
demonstration team, and each one still had a parachute.
Keith had been
marvellous during those four days. After every jump he took the
parachutist carefully and slowly through every detail of the descent,
generally ending up with a rousing 'rocket'. It was an excellent
grounding for the future, but we hadn't time to get up to demonstration
standard.
By Saturday, D-Day, I had clocked four jumps. I was at
five second delays and roughly stable. The others were all right, and
whilst none of us could spot we could get to within shouting distance
of the target if put off at the right place. We reckoned we could make
it all right, all that was needed was a reasonably light wind.
The programme was due to start at half past two and ought to last about one and a half hours. We had two Austers, which could take off from the DZ, and we planned to keep up a fairly continuous flow of descents. Each man would re-pack in front of the crowd. We had asked our R.A.F. section for their help with D.Z. control, but they politely declined to have any connection with us, although they lent us equipment. In fact R.A.F. disapproval went so far as to insist that Keith must not wear uniform when assisting us.
By lunch time the weather wasn't looking too good. Rain and thunder were forecast with a maximum ceiling of 3,000 feet. Lunch was very hurried, and we moved to the DZ in some excitement. We soon had the target out, the smoke candles ready, and the velometer and radio set up. Keith went off in one of the Austers to drop the streamers. Looking back on it I am appalled at our blissful optimism.
The system for dropping the jumpers was simple, untried, and open to unbelievable errors. Keith timed the run from target to opening point using a stop watch. Before the jumper was due to jump he radioed to the pilot the one word "GO". The pilot cut the throttle and thumped the jumper. All this was estimated to take five seconds. It did. . . sometimes. Sometimes it took more. But we didn't know that as we hadn't tried it before. We had also happily disregarded such obvious difficulties as radio failures and variations in run-in speed and direction. More significant, we had failed to consider changes in the wind speed!
The streamer-run brought the crowds in their hundreds.
Full
of confidence the first plane took off carrying Alistair and Coke.
Alistair made a perfect landing about thirty yards from the target, and
on the next run Coke was a bit nearer. I could scarcely contain myself,
I was commentating to the crowd and at this point there was no doubt in
my mind that they were the privileged witnesses of the next World
Champions. I all but told them so. Off then with the next Auster! Who
cares if there is a black thunder cloud just over the trees! Always
reinforce success as the old military phrase goes! And away goes Owens.
Only he lands in the trees over a quarter of a mile away. This is not
so good, and the tone of the commentary drops by a few decibels.
Owens
wasn't hurt, but that wasn't the point, we were meant to be putting on
a SUCCESSFUL demonstration. I spent some minutes talking about small
DZ’s and tricky winds.
On the next run Williams came out and plonked in
quite nicely near the target. Honour was saved, and with a few
uplifting words to the crowd about the safety, simplicity, and
universal appeal of free falling I handed over the microphone and got
my chutes on.
The whole of the Aldershot area was now covered with
low cumulus. Black thunder clouds hung in the West, and trails of rain
draped below them.
One or two bystanders pointed out the obvious
dangers of parachuting in such ominous weather, but we would have none
of it. I had the Colonel in my Auster, me in front.
In the second plane
was Lieutenant Brian with Corporal R in the back seat. We were all
still using an exit point signalled from the ground.
As we ran in,
the black rain clouds almost scraped the cabin roof. It was like flying
just below the ceiling of some vast Albert Hall, all gloom and dark
vaulting. I looked out of the door and miserably watched the rain drops
sliding backwards across the strut. I wasn't really keen at this point.
It was cold and wet outside the plane and patches of mist were
appearing below us. A few seconds of this and my morale was
rock-bottom. Then came the signal to get out on to the strut. I climbed
out and balanced as well as I could, trying to keep my goggles dry.
Almost immediately a furious gloved hand with outstretched thumb was
beating at my arm and I let go and flopped off backwards.
A
desperate count of five, a blurred vision of sky, houses, clouds,
boots, more houses, and I pulled. O Blessed Peace of floating canopy!
What Heavenly relief!
No noise, no movement, no fuss-and no DZ
either. There wasn't a sign of Queen's Parade. I frantically twisted
and turned in my harness. Suddenly I saw it, a tiny rectangle of green
already apparently miles away and rapidly receding further. In a panic
I looked down at the ground. I was drifting at an appalling rate at
more than 90° to my intended line of flight.
In fact I was having an
impressive practical lesson in the wind variations which immediately
precede a thunder- storm, but I was in no frame of mind to take an
objective view of my instruction. I was a very worried parachutist. The
barracks and roads of Aldershot were streaming underneath my feet at
what I estimated to be a good 30 knots, or even more. I turned my
futile blank gores out of wind and noted in a disinterested way that
they made not the least difference.
I had the whole town downwind of me
and it seemed to be coming up at a hell of a pace.
After the initial
alarm I began to resign myself to my obvious fate, and thought how sad
it was that such a promising free-fall career should end so soon. For
some half a minute or so there wasn't a lot for me to do beyond
mentally toss up whether I was in for a broken back, or just legs and
pelvis. I found I couldn't make up my mind which sounded worse.
When
viewed from the air the Aldershot barracks appear horribly sharp and
spiky.
I watched the spire of a church pass at safe distance, and then
stirred myself to make a landing somewhere.
A patch of grass appeared
and I drove for it, but after what seemed like age's I found that I'd
never make it. I swung round and there right in my path was a barrack
square. True it had high buildings all round, and, chimneys, and
telegraph poles, and all manner of other hazards, but to me it was the
Promised Land. I drove for it as well as I could. The asphalt wasn't
going to be very funny with my bruised heel, but in I went.
The
buildings shut off the wind for the last thirty feet and I touched down
as light as any feather with a sigh of relief that almost demolished
the Guard Room. Shaking a bit, I rolled up my precious parachute while
the rain pattered round me.
Some newspaper reporters picked me up in
their car and took me back to Queen's Parade, getting at the same time
a fairly dramatic first-hand account of my adventure.
It wasn't until I
got out of the car that I remembered Brian. He hadn't yet been found,
and some highly coloured stories were passing round the D.Z. about his
probable fate. In actual fact he had had a far more harrowing descent
than I. He was on a flat circular canopy and found himself quite
helpless in the gale. My curious modification must have had more effect
than I imagined because Brian could clearly see me throughout my
flight, and he positively zoomed past me to make a highly exciting
landing outside a Nurses Home over half a mile downwind from my
touchdown. Not a nurse appeared to succour the intrepid Brian, and he
hitched a lift back to the D.Z.
While all this was going on my
wife was standing in the pouring rain by the airstrip, quietly having
kittens, and listening to the well-meant words of comfort offered by
other bystanders. Such cheering phrases as 'Well, he's missed the spire
anyway' aren't as encouraging as the speaker might think. I got back
and had a few up- lifting words with the crowd (usual stuff. . .
'Safest sport In the calendar' . . . 'no harm if you keep your head.'
Nobody really felt like risking his neck a second time.
Then
I remembered Mac. Mac was a Territorial who was staying with us. He was
wildly keen and had borrowed a chute in case of the chance of a jump.
We had never seen Mac perform, but he had a General Permit, and any
port in a storm.
It was raining again, but I shoved Mac into an Auster,
put a photographer in the second, and off they went. It was another
disaster, Mac opened at the wrong spot, drifted over the main road, and
landed in the tallest trees that he could find.
Worse, he hung between
two trees about twenty feet above the ground and so could be
photographed and interviewed by the numerous reporters who had now
gathered.
We got Mac down with difficulty and called it a day.
Talking it over with the Colonel afterwards, it was hard to decide
whether we had failed or succeeded. The Press was full of statements
such as 'the fearless Red Devils': but the audience was equally full of
remarks like 'suicidal bloody maniacs'. We reckoned it at quits. We'd
done what we said we would, we'd parachuted, and we hadn't hurt anyone.
We had a monster celebration party.
From such small beginnings… We still demonstrate free falling on
Airborne Forces Day. Nowadays we put a single stick out from our own
Regimental aeroplane.
Every man has a competition canopy, every man
trails smoke, and every man hits the target (well almost!). . . .
'tricky winds, small D.Z.' etc. etc.) over the P.A. system, and was
just finishing when to my amazement the Austers appeared above me in
line ahead, obviously on a run in. They had kept airborne throughout
our little drama" and were now calmly completing their part of the
programme by throwing out the Colonel and Corporal R . At least it
wasn't raining, but it was still windy, and I watched helplessly as two
canopies cracked open above the trees. The Colonel made the DZ, and
landed in front of the crowd to tumultuous applause.
Corporal R
added further distinction to an already epic day. He was coming in well
for the grass, but at two hundred feet he turned off Shot across the
road, and landed in the athletics stadium, bang in front of the
Generals, and just as the 440 yards relay way finishing. He was mobbed,
he was cheered, and he was photographed.
He was practically carried out
of the stadium as the crowd poured across the road to see what all this
parachuting was about.
We were now in a bit of a fix. The audience
had doubled, all our chutes were wet, and in any case I stay on the
ground and give the commentary. It's safer that way, and anyway I seem
to be a bad influence on this particular display.